The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.

"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Shining the Butler

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.

Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!

by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011

Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010

shining the cannon

To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."

by erotica69 September 18, 2005

Shining the Holy Ark

A game on the sega saturn, in my opinion one of the best games ever created

Hey lets go play Shining the Holy Ark

by jdfikbivobgfsvbnfgibngftohnbio December 10, 2009

shining the lemur

An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.

by shinylemur November 24, 2011