shining the cannon

To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."

by erotica69 September 18, 2005

Shining the Holy Ark

A game on the sega saturn, in my opinion one of the best games ever created

Hey lets go play Shining the Holy Ark

by jdfikbivobgfsvbnfgibngftohnbio December 10, 2009

shining the lemur

An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.

by shinylemur November 24, 2011

shining the pearl

Rubbing the clitoris

Oh baby i love when you are shining the pearl

by Smegma696969696969 January 15, 2016

Shining the soldier

Another phrase for having a wank

Well i was just shining the soldier, then the doorbell rang.

Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!

by Natures Glue October 11, 2016

Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head

Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

The sun is shining

When you are able to obtain some weed

Dude #1: "There is nothing to do today."
Dude #2: "No problem. The sun is shining today so we will be set for tonight."

by fyrelyzard66 October 26, 2012