An individual who chooses cell phone ringtunes that do not typically reflect his/her outward appearance. In the wild, RingMasters can be found in movie theatres, libraries, shopping malls and other public places where inappropriate monotone music would be an anomaly and therefore initiate awkward stares and giggles.
Eyeing her from across the room, Benjamin straightened his tie and mustered the courage to approach Catherine and introduce himself. As he began to speak, his cell phone began playing “Promiscuous Girl” at volume level 9 signalling to Catherine that this Ringmaster was not what he seemed.
by Bob Zouganaugh November 5, 2008
Get the RingMastermug. 
It's the second of the "Joker Cards" released by the Insane Clown Posse. The Ringmaster is "all the hate and sin in your life whipped and spun into form" (adapted from "Wax Museum"). He leads the Dark Carnaval.
by Tykeyla December 10, 2008
Get the the Ringmastermug. when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
by Auz March 5, 2008
Get the RingMaster Mushroom Stampmug. by Fuckabee February 19, 2017
Get the Stank Ringmastermug.