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Parable Of The Onion

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Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

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"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019
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Ate the Onion

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Someone who took satirical news seriously.
"See this FB post? Seems that Fred ate the onion."
by DamnIllogicalppl July 5, 2018
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To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.
I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express
by steveysham January 20, 2011
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"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.
This article by The Onion is hilarious!
by Jon December 31, 2003
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When you sprinkle bread crumbs on a sweaty asshole and then you proceed to fuck them in the ass. The result is the scent of onion rings coming from the asshole.
Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I would like to do the onion ring!
by Ceez Usmc April 20, 2009
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