Oral Roberts

Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!

Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"

But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."

It felt SSSOOO good!!!

by Jimmy Swaggart July 23, 2006

oral roberts

When you get head from someone

Guy 1: yo dude lindsay gave me an increible oral roberts yesterday

Guy 2: oh man she gave you an oral roberts, what a dirty girl

by B/S April 28, 2006

oral roberts

Performing oral sex on yourself

She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.

by Bstro December 13, 2003

Oral Roberts

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}

-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend

by Diabolical Kenneth August 10, 2007

An Oral Roberts

A female being held upside down, holding a deep throat position, while the male commences ejaculation.

Damn, i think my girl passed out when she gave me an Oral Roberts

by James Powell January 6, 2006

Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021

Oral Roberts

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.

If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"

Did you hear Jimmy got a Oral Roberts for that hot chick?

by Batdog444 March 27, 2021