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the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
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Need The Remix

1.Expression used when someone wants or needs a better version of a really bad song.
2.When someone needs to relax, to chill, calm down
3.Expression used when someone wants or needs something better, or upgraded, or of a higher level (remix)
1."This Micheal Jackson song is awful...yo man i need the remix though..."
2. "OH MY GOD I FAILED MY EXAM!!!"
"yo man, i think you need the remix..."
3. "This computer is too slow...i need the remix..."
by Dj Chris December 14, 2008
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I need the pan

A phrase used when a living being is getting on your nerves, and you wish to hit them with something that is used for sizzling bacon and/or serving spinach and artichoke dip.

Also known as G.T.P.(get the pan), I.N.P.(I need the pan), or I.R.N.P(I really need the pan).
I knocked up this girl the other night, and she keeps calling me asking for money. Man, I need the pan.
by Anastasia Beaverhausen IV September 20, 2009
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we don't need the whistling james

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.
Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"
by continual-insanity October 15, 2019
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The Big Need

"Baby get over here I'm feeling the Big Need."
by Tele Man May 25, 2012
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Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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