Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019

Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008

plus sign in the device manager

creates an email address

I called my internet provider and spoke to Chad. He told me to click on the plus sign in the device manager and it would create an email address.

by MosQto December 13, 2004

Assistent To The Regional Manager

Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend

Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)

by metalowscream September 4, 2009

Give the project manager their head

allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction

After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Noah is the best staff manager

The best staff manager that has ever existed

Man Noah is the best staff manager and deserves owner

by Somerandomnamebecausetheothers November 4, 2022