Hot Only From Far Away
lets go check this girl out...whoa keep walking dude, HOFFA!
by jobe August 31, 2005
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Acronym for "Hot Only From Far Away"
Dude, I saw this chick with a phat ass and some crazy big knockers crossin the street, but she got closer and i saw she was a HOFFA.
by Chris Camisa January 4, 2004
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To leave somewhere (normally a party or bar) without the knowledge of those in attendance. Usually after drinking way too much and in need of sleep or food, however a hoffa can be performed for any reason (i.e. to hook up). Performed usually to avoid unwanted opinions from friends in attendance.

Commonly referred to as just "hoff".

Of relation to the Irish Exit.
Tony pulled a hoffa ("hoff") from the party last night. His friends had no clue where he went to or at what time he left.
by Jeff-the-Jerk April 23, 2008
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"Son of a bitch, we've looked for Jimmy Hoffa everywhere! Tell him he's gonna miss supper."
- J. Edgar Hoover, ex-director of the FBI
by AgentSythe April 24, 2007
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jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.
me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!
by KoR-tAnI December 16, 2006
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When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.
So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.
by Joe bagadonutz November 10, 2015
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A "hoffa bump" is a massive speed bump that bangs into the bottom of your car, used to slow traffic
Hey slow down over that hoffa bump! Your going to rip up the bottom of my car
by TPnCP October 22, 2013
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