harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

by NINJAAAAA April 23, 2009

harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

by Christ101 April 27, 2010

Harpoon

1. Weapon used for killing whales.

2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.

1. Lets harpoon that whale!

2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?

by Victor A May 25, 2005

harpoon

a syringe to shoot drugs

this things so dull its like stabbin my arm(neck?)w/ a harpoon

by junkie grrrrl January 13, 2010

Harpoon

What you man when there's a whale about.

Fred : "Thar she blows!"
Jeff : "MAN THE HARPOONS!"
Scabby first mate Flemmings: "Yarrr!"

by J!ps January 14, 2009

Harpooning

The act of impaling ones Sexual organ into a prospective partner of an overly plump nature.

Sex with a fat bird.

by paul edwards May 19, 2004

Harpoon

Harpoon is slang for a hypodermic syringe.

Medically, the harpoon is described as the rod that is used to push the contents through the needle.

I've got a teener of H, pass that harpoon and we'll do a blast.

Engage the harpoon into the rubber plunger. Use moderate pressure on the thumb ring to push the piston forward until the harpoon is firmly engaged in the plunger. Make sure not to push too far.

by dimebags February 20, 2011