off the handle

Being crazy, insane or stupid.

"Dude your completely off the handle"

by Da Boss03 February 7, 2018

Ride the Handlebars

when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.

Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".

Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.

The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!

"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"

Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.

by TheBrassMan33 November 2, 2011

riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.

The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.

by @piledriver911 September 27, 2014

Go off the handle

Fly into a rage; lose control.

When a clumsy mother drops the roach I go off the handle on his ass.

by yarbuk May 3, 2012

The handkerchief

A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.

Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.

by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017

jiggle the handle

(a) When your toilet bowl is continuously trying to refill after a flush but will not, you must “jiggle the handle” of the flusher for it to stop. You could then fix it yourself or call a plumber.

(b) You “jiggle the handle” when temporarily accomplishing a needed task until a more appropriate resolution is later performed.

My mother would say, when I was a kid, go in the bathroom and “jiggle the handle” on the toilet, and it will stop running.

by johnnywhitegq February 5, 2021

over the handle

Being jerked off in a bar facing each other making eye contact near a fooseball table. Must start hard. Vicious jerk, all stem. No ball play. Being blue balled.

Meet me by the fooseball table for a very unsatisfying over the handle!

by Hank Goldstein March 22, 2008