the guardian

The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"

I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about

by Wattsie August 9, 2006

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

the guard

The hand a male puts behind his penis when taking a piss so as not to get any urine on ones garments.

I was so drunk last nite I had to use the guard when pissing

by meerkatman January 27, 2012

Changing of the Guard

When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.

Damn bro, I'm glad we got our food the changing of the guard!

by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022

Changing of the Guard

Used to discreetly as to inform someone you need to change your tampon.

I have a Changing of the guard.

by J Pizzle October 1, 2004

The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money

DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019