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geen

noun. A sober person (walking,standing) surrounded by high people (sitting,lying-down).

This comes from the universal famous high joke, saying a colour (usually blue, mauve or green) during a lull in the conversation.

"Geen" is a common mispronunciation of green due to the effect some drugs can have on the speech centre, and similarly, eye sight, particularly the interpretation of colour, which is often affected at the same time.
When stoned, people frequently lie back or sit low, and often marvel at the ability and effort of people who walk around. In dim lighting situations, these people will appear tinged green, and so exclaim the colour, often mispronouncing. At some point, someone must have thought it was a noun, and then aptly named the sober people moving around them.
*Dude walks past some stoners in a dimly-lit room*
Stoner#1: Dude! You're standing up!
*general giggles, while the Dude is looking blank*
Stoner#2: Dude! Greeeeeen!
Stoner#3; Greeeeen!
Stoner#2: Oh my god he's geen!
Stoner#3: He's geen?
Stoner#1: He's a geen!
*general giggles resume*
by Safaraz May 14, 2009
mugGet the geenmug.

Geen

Its a geek right, and basicly they think they're cool because they're a geek init.
Shep: Look at that geen!
Coughlin: *cries*

Geen 1: Two hydrogen atoms walking down the street; and one gets hit by a car and loses an electron. . . 'OMG i just lost an electron' . . . ' are you sure?!?' . . . 'yeh I'm positive'

Geen 2: Hahahahaha!!!

Barry: What a bunch of geens!
by Shep5617152156 February 8, 2008
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Geen

A Geen is someone who does something stupid but you would call them a Geen. Short for genius.
Peter: I dropped my food on the ground
Aidan: You Geen
by Aidan OP July 21, 2016
mugGet the Geenmug.

Geen

A cross between a goon and a geek. Potentially a term of endearment by someone who has not quite decided if you a goon or geek and has stumbled over their words.
Tim: "You are such a geen!"
Jen: "A bit!"
Tim: "I got confused between a goon and geek and it came out geen!"
Jen: "You are a geen!"
by jenpro August 14, 2011
mugGet the Geenmug.

Geen

what happens when yor wireless keyboard misses a key
Joe geens constantly sometimes i think he is stupid
by jack and gizmo February 22, 2008
mugGet the Geenmug.

geen beens

I want to eat geen beens.

SHOOT ME WITH THE GEEN BEENS!
by Ctrl W. March 4, 2019
mugGet the geen beensmug.

geen beans

Geen beans are more tasty then green beans so eat them pls
“THEESE GEEN BEANS ARE BUSSIN!!”
I know right!!”
by Ilikewomancomingfromawoman December 27, 2024
mugGet the geen beansmug.

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