Gaston

When you take a huge shit and it causes you to miss something important. This term comes from an incident during a small production of Beauty and The Beast where an extra missed their entrance (and the whole scene) during the song Gaston because they were taking the world’s largest crap.

Friend: “How did your interview go yesterday?”
You: “I didn’t even make it because I had a terrible Gaston.”

by GastonQueen May 2, 2018

Gaston

To do anything super slow and inefficient.

If I am assigned one more thing to do today before I get off I will Gaston the hell out of it!

by Simplyamaizeing April 9, 2019

Gaston

A misogynistic, narcissistic and conceited prick with a massive god complex and over-inflated ego. A comparison to the dim-witted villain from Beauty And The Beast.

Dyl is such a Gaston.

by BabydollDame22 April 10, 2017

Gaston

A really thicc guy

No ones as thicc as gaston!

by Nikku nikku February 12, 2019

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Arnett Gaston

One of the most popular criminology and criminal justice professors at the University of Maryland College Park. Gaston had held the positions of First Deputy Commissioner, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Management and Planning, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Rikers Island, NYC Department of Correction and the Director of Corrections, Prince Georges County, MD. Gaston is known around campus for his yellow Hummer H2, and his hilarious and entertaining stories from his years in law enforcement and corrections.

"Yo, the class taught by Arnett Gaston is sick, that guy used to run shit up at Rikers."

by Maximus12 January 9, 2009

Justin Gaston

An underwear model famewhore who doesn't care about anything or anyone but his career. Mostly Famous for dating Miley Cyrus.

"Eww its Justin Gaston"

"Hes such a famewhore"

by Lyrics.and.Me August 20, 2009