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The Fruit Canyon

The Uncanny Valley, but for gender/sexuality, it is between the peaks of easily categorized masculine and feminine gender presentation.

Often applied in reference to voices, when you hear somebody talk and you have no idea what this person's gender is, but you do know they're queer.
When you call up a leftist org, and the person who answers is somewhere in the depths of the fruit canyon, that's how you know they're legit.
by clayhands August 15, 2022
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The Fruit-ining

That time of night when the convos with the boys get extremely sus and gay for the homies. Peak gomblin mode time.
Oh it's past 11pm, looks like The Fruit-ining is commecing.
by FruityGoonmiester January 26, 2026
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Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit
Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.
by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019
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banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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Ate The Fruit

To masturbate

*Could also say: Eat the Fruit*
Girl: I ate the fruit last night and there was alot of juice

Boy: The pulp squirted all over the place after the Ate the Fruit this morning.
by TJMoney91094 April 19, 2011
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What the Fruit?

Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"
by bobtomjoeyoh July 16, 2009
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Get the Fruit

a Pac-Man reference used while someone is playing a video game that is used to distract, confuse, or mislead the player into failure.
*Man is playing Crazy Taxi*
John Doe: *walks up behind me* Get the fruit!
Man: What fruit?
John: It's right there don't you see it?
Man: *Fails*
by Res0lu7ion April 3, 2009
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