The Franchise

n. 1. nickname given to a player so money that he is vital to his team n. 2. Dave Porter

Did you see The Franchise throwin up ton-eighties at the CarPool last night?

by the507 April 9, 2005

The French Exchange

A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'

"I trust last night went well, Sir?"

"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"

"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"

"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"

"Very good Sir"

From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse

by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010

The French Monarch

A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.

Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"

by z4sniper September 4, 2019

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.

I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.

by Tex Tile January 1, 2022

The French Experience

The act of taking a dick in the ass on a nude beach in Nice, France.

When I was in Nice, I enjoyed The French Experience.

by meh2354 October 2, 2010

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST

It's like really sayin WHAT THE F***, but a good funny way,

Your brothe walks into you and in the bathroom doing personal time with yourself. He'll walk in and say,"What the HELL!!," You'll say," What The French Toast!!"

by UsedandAbused November 25, 2007

The french wave

A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."

I tried to talk to him while he was watching soccer, and he gave me the french wave.

by Tochterlieber May 4, 2014