crank up the diarrhea dial

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

The Diary of Jane

The song "The Diary of Jane" is the new single from Breaking Benjamin, on their album Phobia, due for release August 8th, 2006. Its debut to the radio was on June 6th, 2006. The song is also on Breaking Benjamin's website, www.shallowbay.com

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be

by AlphaFusion July 4, 2006

The Dianne

A cheap but effective drink that will get you royally blitzed off your rocker. The traditional form usually consists of 3/4 Coconut Parrot Bay and 1/4 lemonade. Another popular form is morning tea mixed with your go to cheap shitty vodka preferably Caldwells. Results may vary from blacking out and doing stupid shit to sleeping with people who are 3x older than you or half your age. Appropriately named after a hardass who knows how to booze.

Johnny housed The Dianne in an hour and needless to say woke up naked in the park with multiple cougar numbers in his phone.

Ted got lit off of a Dianne and proceeded to shit off a balcony railing.

by patpoppa369 April 30, 2011

The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.

He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.

by Satan March 18, 2005

THE DIAMOND FOOT WANK

the DIAMOND FOOTWANK is when a female wearing ankle socks and a short skirt (no knickers required) lies facing a male and shapes her legs like a diamond.she will then masturbate the erect penis with her feet whilst FLICKING HER BEAN. with the fantastic view the male party will see EJACULATION does not take long.

the DIAMOND FOOT WANK is best appreciated in PULIC PLACES such as car show rooms and motorway hard shoulders

by mr shush July 30, 2010

The Diaper Effect

Wearing two pairs of underwear, so if you crap yourself, it will not leak through.

Steve may say he wears two pairs of underwear for a snug fit, but Ant knows its really for the diaper effect.

by This Condition October 28, 2010

excorcising the diarrhea demon

the act of passing large quantity's of painful but liquid stool. this seemingly endless supply of diarrhea seems to come not from your own bowels but from the bowels of hell itself

dude stay away from murrays house for a while, i heard hes been excorcising the diarrhea demon all day

by Sir Tiberious Waffleton 1st January 11, 2011