What the deuce?

a exclamation usualy uttered by Family Guy's Stewie Griffin when he is suprised by just about anything.

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?

by Toddfather July 20, 2008

chuckin the deuce

To throw your hand up to hail someone or greet a friend done by throwing your hand up showing the peace sign backwards.
Originally from Houston,Texas.

Nigga I was rolling down in the turning lane chuckin the deuce at the homies.

by ty ty May 14, 2006

What the deuce?

Used in Sir Arther Conan Doyles' Sherlock Holmes. Can be seen in Adventures of Sherlock Homles which was first published in Strand Magazine in late 1800's

"That familiar chap is giving me weird looks. What the deuce? is he up to?"

by Bryan North November 16, 2006

chunk up the deuce

Putting up a sideways peace sign with your hand.

I chunk up the deuce of the south in the mouth

by Bill Bushly July 17, 2006

The Deuce

42nd Street in New York City (the southernmost part of Times Square). Back in the day, a center of total depravity, especially between 8th and 9th Avenue, but currently Disneyfied.

'Man, I need to score, I'm gonna hit the Deuce.'

by anarcissie January 10, 2012

beut the deuce

The term "Beut the Deuce" is often said when two people have nothing else to say. People start saying it due to prolonged exposure to the Cisco networking class offered online that uses the word "boot" often in its early chapters. The phrase "beut the deuce" is usually repeated more than 5 times in 10 seconds. When two people are having a conversation, and one person does not know what to say in response to another, they often say "Beut the deuce", or some form of it.

Note: Sometimes the word "deuce" is replaced with "deut", to rhyme with "beut".

Person 1: "Wow, that math test was so easy"
Person 2: "Ya, well, you gotta beut the deuce"

Person 1: "I'm tired..."
Person 2: "You just gotta beut that buet that beut that deuce!"

Person 1: "Where do we go now?"
Person 2: "Let's beut our way to the expo!"

by Marben April 18, 2008

the deuce

Ann Arbor, Michigan.

We went to the UoM game in the Deuce last week.

by Nielio May 17, 2006