Drop the Derek

The act of smashing one's own genitals on an object or person.

1. I droped the derek on her last night
2. You give me that or I'll drop the derek on you
3. I droped the derek and broke that bitches chin
4. He droped the derek right on my ass

by Steaming Bowels January 13, 2009

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The New Dirty Derek

A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.

Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.

by L. Jefe June 11, 2018

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the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

by wopo January 24, 2009

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Derech is a hebrew word meanig "path." If you take someone off the derech, it refers to hooking up with a Shomar Negiah person (Jewish concept where you wait until marriage to touch the opposite sex).

I just madeout with Eitan, but he was Shomar Negiah! God is going to be so mad-- I took someone off the derech!

by Heyyall October 31, 2018

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What the heeky deeky

"What the heeky deeky" is a linguistic anomaly. To say "what the heeky deeky" is to invoke not only a reaction, but a worldview. It does not merely ask a question, express a feeling, or articulate a belief—it hovers between all three. In short, "what the heeky deeky" is not just a phrase. It is a microcosm of postmodern expression—where language is fluid, meaning is negotiated, and everything, even nonsense, can carry the weight of truth.

“And I was like, ‘What the heeky deeky?!’”

“Bro, that’s straight-up heek.”

“I’ve been feeling kinda heeky today.”

“I’m a Deekist—yeah, I follow Deekism.”

“Shit, well I’m a Heekist.”

by OneFartSmella September 7, 2025

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