The Cost of the Coronavirus 

When Covid-19 has a hidden price attached to it: those living alone or in nursing homes; those disregarding public health measures to protect themselves and others; and those losing their loved ones prematurely or their jobs suddenly.

Be it opportunist corrupt or inept politicians lying to the public to remain in power, selfish customers hoarding essential items, or covidiots refusing to wear a mask or practicing social distancing, they all have to pay for their actions (and inactions)—the cost of the coronavirus is just a breath, lie, or inconvenience away.

The Cost of the Coronavirus by MathPlus March 30, 2021

The Coronavirus Pull Out Method 

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.

"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.

The Coronavirus Pull Out Method by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021

The Coronavirus 

A virus that fucked humanity up enough that it's not just a coronavirus, it is THE Coronavirus.

The Coronavirus got me fucked up

The Coronavirus by Psycho Llama May 25, 2021

Kissing The Coronavirus 

1: A book written by M.J Edwards.

2. The act of licking a public surface and getting covid-19.

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Man, did you see Person 1? Mans was out here kissing the coronavirus

Kissing The Coronavirus by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Kissing The Coronavirus 

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago

Kissing The Coronavirus by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Coronavirus the Movie

2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.

Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.

Coronavirus the Movie by James Headfield March 14, 2020