The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022

the cheese

A homie thats very funny

Man that dude is the cheese

by your my cheese February 9, 2022

The Cheese

The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.

Slow down, The Cheese are on our tails.

by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 2, 2021

The Cheese of Truth

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”

“The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer

by Nick_vlam May 15, 2018

The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

Greg has The Cheese Touch

by Stetard March 23, 2020

The Cheese touch

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.

Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"

by Megladonrider August 18, 2020