Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.

"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger

A special burger that comes on an everything bagel

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Corey the bagel

A sexy twink who speaks in cursive

OH MY GOD DIME YOU ARE SUCH A COREY THE BAGEL.

by maggithebagel April 14, 2021

Slagle The Bagel

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct

Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel

by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021

Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!

There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

cuttin the bagel

To listen to crappy indy music while cutting ones wrist with a seratted knife

I just got this new My Chemical Romance CD, so I went home put it on and started Cuttin the bagel.

by Brant N. October 18, 2008