Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.

You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Thats the Badger

Saying to point out someting that is totally correct

*James points out car i was on about without knowing the name*

I reply Thats the Badger

by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005

THAT'S THE BADGER

Phrase to express satisfaction

"Eyago mate, there's your pie and chips - with a extra portion of pie"

"ahh, that's the badger!"

by friend of steve middleton, the pioneer of this phrase September 28, 2006

That’s the Badger

It’s like saying ‘that’s it!’ but better. Can be used when taking about a place, a person or when you’re agreeing with someone. Adds a bit of pazazz to your vocabulary.

Me: What’s that girl’s name?
Someone: You mean the one that looks like a toe?
Me: That’s the badger.

by caynipple March 27, 2019

Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.

I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.

by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021

kiss of the badger

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum

Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall

by kotb October 1, 2007