96

when you sleep over a friend's house, and there is only one bed and you don't feel like sleeping on the floor. So you lay facing one direction, next to each other and your friend faces the opposite back to back, your feet next to your friends face, representing the number 96. It is very awkward.

Guy 1: So how was your sleepover at Derrick's house last night?
Guy 2: Horrible, he has a wood floor that I couldn't sleep on, so i had to sleep on his bed, with him in the 96 position.

Guy 1: damn...

by ombop48 November 12, 2010

96

96 is a feeling. 96 is love. A story of true love.

96 is the best movie in the world.

by bharat.tanaya May 31, 2021

96

(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks

After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

96

The exact opposite of 69 usually takes place after a failed 69 in which the couple turn and face opposite of each thus 96

Guy 1:Damn
Guy 2:Whats wrong?
Guy 1:My wife and I did 96 last night
Guy 2:Oh that sucks

by Jikeeee April 1, 2009

96

Fucking Australia. Being upside down and shit. Disgusting.

Person 1: Wanna 69 later babe?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: My bad, wanna 96?
Person 2: LMAO yea

by ABCENTMINDED68 December 19, 2019

96

a crazy sexsual position that only double jointed people can achieve

mike "hey, I was with shaniqua when I realised we were both double jointed so we had a 96"

travis "what did that look like"

shaniqua "I have no idea"

by harry the poop May 17, 2009

96

Also known as "The Moroz"

It is a sexual act in which the 69 position is reversed. So that the male is on top of the female. This allows deeper insertion of the penis into the oral cavity. Developed by someone known only as bossman.

"Dude I totally 96ed that slut last night!!"

"The day you 96 is the day you become a man."

by bossman96 November 5, 2012