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thanos car

A purple pickup truck with a front bumper that looks similar to Thanos' nutsack of a chin.
thanos car by Gays of Iran September 4, 2018

Thanasis 

A man of Greek origin. May own small islands in the Aegean and welcome visitors with exuberant declarations of 'Welcome to my island'. Thanasis is generous, fun-loving, romantic, sexy, a great lover and a true and loyal friend. Thanasis will lend you anything and try to procure anything you want that he doesn't have. Often quite hairy. Likes to party hard, love well and uses the word brave to mean big. A Thansis is a wonderful human being.
Girl 1: I met this awesome guy in Greece
Girl 2: Did he own the island?
Girl 1: Funnily enough he did!
Girl 2: He must have been Thanasis then!
Thanasis by Achanaich August 24, 2011

The Thanos 

While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.
"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"

"Well you could always do the thanos"

"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.
Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

thanos colored mfs 

one of the countless nicknames given to armys by kpop stans that was supposed to be somehow offensive or insulting but ended up being used by armys themselves. it comes from the fact the thanos' color is purple and the association of the purple color with armys and bts

other nicknames kpopies use to describe armys are little sevens, borahae bitches, purple blooded fandom, purple heart twt, purple troops, burger fandom, purple pussies, and so much more
- let's go thanos colored mfs! don't forget to vote for bts!!
thanos colored mfs by theejeonjk December 5, 2021
A big purple raisin that has nothing better to do than throw his adopted grape off a cliff. It collects rocks and destroys half the life saying it was “mercy”
I love thanos
Thanos by Killerlead1 February 19, 2019