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Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.
Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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by falolout August 4, 2010
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Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)
Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.
by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016
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alissa thames

someone who is very lame, usually thinks they know everything, and doesn't know Japanese. But she loves chocolate fountains and cotton candy in all she likes food and is sometimes nice to her friends. Her best friend is named Sam
by imcoool12 January 2, 2012
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thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.
"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
by PorkyPie April 10, 2024
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West Thames

A shit hole filled with crappy expensive food, where everyone thinks amazing when really they're just assholes
"I go to West Thames College and I 'love' it there"
by A.Student September 20, 2018
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Two asswholes putting barbecue sauce and water on you.
Watch out bruv! Before I give you the Yorkshire special with the River Thames mate!”
by IspawnedinBlue January 10, 2024
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Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.
The Thames River Monster got my $20 again
by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024
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