Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.
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by falolout August 04, 2010
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Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)
Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.
by Sir Gregory Thames November 22, 2015
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Thames Park

some new school that their head teacher posted on tiktok 😭😭. his liked videos are women shaking ass and he's commented "lovely" on them.. (hoping he isn't a pedo for you guys)
the school looks lovely tho (according to Google images)
"yo you heard of that new school?"
"oh thames park? yh they've got a weird head"
"feel bad for those kids going to tp tbh"
"mums"
by onlyjay August 30, 2022
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alissa thames

someone who is very lame, usually thinks they know everything, and doesn't know Japanese. But she loves chocolate fountains and cotton candy in all she likes food and is sometimes nice to her friends. Her best friend is named Sam
by imcoool12 January 03, 2012
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West Thames

A shit hole filled with crappy expensive food, where everyone thinks amazing when really they're just assholes
"I go to West Thames College and I 'love' it there"
by A.Student September 20, 2018
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Thames

Thames is a common gender-neutral nickname here in Thailand that’s popular in the late 2000s when it’s trendy to give yourself “foreign” nickname. It’s based off of the River Thames in London.
My friend nickname is Thames. Just like the River in London.
by By watamisuppousetarite November 21, 2021
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thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.
"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
by PorkyPie April 10, 2024
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