Textless

When someone text you a very awkward and creepy message... Like speechless

Worker 1: Girl, my boss is so hip! He texts me with a winky emoji like, ;)

Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.

Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!

Boy: :)

Girl: *textless*

by Mekaekae May 30, 2015

Textress

Dirty texting someone other than your significant other/spouse.

"My textress and I have been secretly dirty texting each other for months now."

by AbsoluteAng January 7, 2009

textress

someone who uses trickery or bait in order to transform a non texter into one who sends text messages.

After Paul met Mary, he went from being a non texter to a texter. Mary is such a textress.

by thedudeabides20000 February 22, 2009

textress

A text-mistress. A woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.

I searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!

by Willyom November 4, 2012

textmessageless

Someone who has no credit to send texts.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib January 10, 2009

Textress

Noun: A woman so into her texting that she doesn't see objects like fountains in front of her.

This is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall!!

Mary: Did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the Mall? And she works there!

Me: I doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.

by T. Pro January 24, 2011

textless

1 textless- deliberately silent. as in those who suffer a textural aposiopesis..."often brought on in chat rooms by the text of the mindless.

2 To be struck textless - to suffer writers block or to be under the curse of Wen Ti {the Chinese god of literature, whose chief heavenly task is to keep a log of men of letters so that he can mete out rewards and punishments to each.}

3 textless is to words what clueless is to thought

It is only the event of text chat and email that has prevented the westen world from becomng a textless enviroment.

by David Priestley January 14, 2006