Texas Tea 

The spit in a bottle from a smokeless tobacco user like Copenhagen.

Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!

Texas Tea by Gingerbro April 22, 2015

Texas tea 

A bowel movement that has the consistency and color of crude oil.

"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.

Texas tea by Hogmaster January 17, 2009

Texas Tea 

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

Texas Tea by Dave September 30, 2004

texas tea 

Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.

A spittoon contains texas tea

texas tea by J. Merriam November 2, 2007

Texas Tea 

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.

Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.

Texas Tea by wikifreak September 7, 2014

Texas Tea 

When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting

i texas tea'd a girl and she shit on my cock

Texas Tea by Crispy42081 October 24, 2008

Texas tea

A slang term for American petroleum / crude oil.

A poor mountaineer barely kep' his fam'ly fed / And then one day he was shootin' at some food / And up through the ground come a-bubblin' crude. / Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea. / Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire.

During WWII, Berlin could be cut off from supplies in Baku or North Africa, and Tokyo's tanker route from Borneo could be blockaded - but no one could interrupt the American war machine's access to Texas tea.

Texas tea by astro648 August 16, 2026