Texas tea

Historically speaking, "texas tea" was an anarchonistic definition of oil during the oil rush in Texas. "Black gold" is a synonym.

I believe it was phrased very early on in 20th century pop culture.

They struck the ol' texas tea, lucky sumbitches movin' on to Dallas.

by Dis July 6, 2004

Texas tea

Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world.

"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."

by Chairman July 6, 2004

Texas tea

Oil. Crude Oil to be specific. First made popular when there were major oil strikes in Beaumont Texas. Then made popular on the television show The Beverly Hillbillies

We're pumping out 100,000 barrels of that Texas Tea these days.

by Row July 6, 2004

Texas tea

Unrefined crude oil, the black stuff that comes out of the ground.

Made famous by the old sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies." The theme song goes:

Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea."

by Dr. A July 6, 2004

Texas tea

A bowel movement that has the consistency and color of crude oil.

"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.

by Hogmaster January 17, 2009

texas tea

Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.

A spittoon contains texas tea

by J. Merriam November 2, 2007

Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009