A specific sex move originating from a deleted scene involving Ryan Reynolds. The "Texas Hot Clap" is a maneuver in which one spanks the other's ass with a warm iron. Slathering substances on the iron prior to performing the clap has added significant sexual tension.
by N0tL4me May 24, 2018
by batpenis2 June 7, 2014
when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.
by jody May 14, 2003
"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"
To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
by tomchod June 26, 2008
by RodOfGod123 February 6, 2011
When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
by J/D July 31, 2009