texan

a VERY bad skier/snowboarder

guy#1: hey look at that guy... he has his jeans tucked into his ski boots and a big poofy texas longhorns jacket.

guy#2: ya...what a texan...

by cripple128 December 04, 2008

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Somebody BORN in texas. Im sorry but you have to be born here to call yourself a texan.

Me: Im a Texan.
Guy: So am I.
Me: What part you from?
Guy: Ohio.
Me: Your not a Texan.

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper July 29, 2009

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Hah i added the letter s on to texan so i get my own definition.

Persons from Texas, the best state in the union, would be the largest if you didn't count that stupid hunk of ice Alaska, aslo only state capable of secceding from the us and functioning as its own country.

Also a Football team that would be decenct if they got rid of the the california pretty boy quarter back and drafted Vince Young.

And for all your notherner bitches who don't know what Dr.Pepper is its the God of all sodas and we make it here.

Texan+s=Texans.....words to take up space

by Smiling_weasle April 04, 2006

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A person who likes to make too much noise in a bar.

We were having a good time until her friends went Texan on us and we got kicked out.

by Sam Tanner November 20, 2004

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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.

That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.

by gabbo99 October 14, 2005

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