Textitude

Attitude in the form of a text message.

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude

by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

testivice

When the man inserts his testicles inside the womens vagina while she squeezes them with her cagel muscles.

The testivice seemed like a good idea at the time.

by Kyle and Tim August 30, 2008

texticide

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting

To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics

Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage

by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011

Testitickle

A tickling of the balls, may or may not be fetish induced.

1. I love it when my girlfriend testitickles me.

2. These boxers keep giving me a testitickle.

by AliNic February 11, 2009

Testiciles

The fear of taking school tests, especially final exams, because you always freeze up like an icicle when taking the test.

Janet: "Hey, how'd the final exam go for your Physics class?"
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles

by Bayareaboy17 February 9, 2019

textitive

someone who texts frequently

Are you going to text me back or are you not feeling textitive today?

by Natalie's lover boy November 16, 2009