testiclorize 

to be beaten/attacked with a number of testicles. Often resulting in serious emotional and physical scarring, such as, bruising, bleeding, vomiting, crying, and acne.

1. HELP! Someone is testiclorizing me!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!

testiclorize by Carlito98736 December 6, 2006

testiclosterone 

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

testiclosterone by sunidei January 11, 2011

testicleave 

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.

Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...

testicleave by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

Testiclops 

A single testicled mofo.

One nut in a bag.
Get your hands off me you testiclops!
Just another dick with no balls.

Testiclops by daytipa May 1, 2003

Testiculomancy

The art of dipping the scrotom onto a white sheet of paper and concentrating on the sweat rings left in order to determine future cataclysmic events and so forth.

'Through the use of Testiculomancy, Connor saved the child from her impending death, narrowly pushing her out of the way from the massive dildo that hung above!'

'Mystic Meg couldnt find batteries for her crystal ball and so used the art of Testiculomancy to tell the future'

Testiculomancy by Physic Sam March 3, 2010

Testicoma 

This is what happens when you get racked in the balls so hard your back hurts and you can't feel your nuts.

I asked that girl at the office if she would come to my house after work and she put me in a testicoma.

Testicoma by GoodnHorney August 19, 2009

Testiclepathy 

When the seam of the nutsack is orally encountered, a strange Echo occurs in both ears.

She worked my balls so good the testiclepathy echoed in my ears for 3 days

Testiclepathy by Rustyplunger September 15, 2018