1. A person who is so stupid that they will obviously die of misadventure rather than old age.
2. An act performed by a person that is so stupid that the only way to survive is by an act of god.
2. An act performed by a person that is so stupid that the only way to survive is by an act of god.
1. "Johnny is wanting to jump out of an airplane without a parachute and land in a hay stack. Man, he is terminally stupid!"
2 "Billy tried to jump over a moving car. He's in intensive care now. That was a terminally stupid thing to try."
2 "Billy tried to jump over a moving car. He's in intensive care now. That was a terminally stupid thing to try."
by Coyote628 September 7, 2013
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by MR. BOYER March 22, 2007
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Jeff: "Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums."
Ronald: "Jeff, what the hell are you talking about?"
Ronald: "Jeff, what the hell are you talking about?"
by burnertoast May 7, 2022
Get the Terminally Online mug.When a conversation on a Facebook thread is most definitely over because you, or the other participant liked a comment rather than writing a reply. It can be due to the fact that the conversation has come to a natural end, or because a comment or request was made that could never be fulfilled or bettered.
Last week I was talking to an old friend on Facebook, I wrote on her wall, she commented back. It was all going great, so I thought I'd ask her if she wanted to go for a drink sometime. I knew it was never going to happen when she terminally liked my request.
by billyboythomas July 6, 2011
Get the terminally liked mug.A term used to describe a person who cannot engage in carefree fun or interact normally anymore because their views and behaviors have been warped from spending too much time in niche social and political bubbles online. Their entire bodies are tightly clenched all day and they are never really relaxed - they must keep vigil for anyone who fails their purity test so they can sound the alarms and give in to their repressed feral tendencies to burn you at the stake.
Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.
Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.
Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.
Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.
George: "Until I went on the internet, I've never heard anyone literally say 'r-slur'."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."
Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."
Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."
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by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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