tep

a tool used mainly for anal probing.

alien1: hand me that tep so i can probe this guman
alien2: k

by gian May 26, 2004

tep

a disappointed yes

Neal: Have I stolen your word?
Kirsty: Tep..

by ::Mute:: February 19, 2004

tep

A boy who is renowned for “ghosting” girls, fails to contact them.

Haven’t heard from him. What a tep!

by EnuaManu June 25, 2018

tep

a silly rabbit from vegas who likes computors and joeys and kooties

ahhhhh what the tep!!!

by gian May 28, 2004

schmezzle tep

a nigga in 2k who was poop

when a nigga sells in 2k call him a “schmezzle tep”

by kingthothoe July 22, 2020

bohn tep

To have only one pin left after taking your turn in bowling.

Dang it man, I done got bohn tep.

by wmike145 July 20, 2003

Bubba Ho-Tep

Ho-Tep-1. Realative or descendent of the 17 egyptian dynasties, 3100-1550 B.C.

2. Family surname of egyptian Pharaoh (king).

Bubba-1. Male from the southren U.S.
2. Good Ole Boy
3.Cracker, Red Neck, Trailer Park Resident.

Bubba Ho-Tep sucked the souls of the retirees through thier assholes.

by F|_||< |_| April 1, 2005