story topping

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.

Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?

by FishLips June 11, 2007

tapping the sewage line

to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another

after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.

by stylies September 15, 2010

Tipping Point

The point at which waiting staff in a restaurant lose out on their tip, through bad manners, bad food or forgetting about you entirely.

"I've been waiting ages for my boiled goose, the service in here is appalling!"

"The tipping point came earlier when they spilt my champagne"

by Earlchristo November 6, 2013

Tipping the Velvet

Cunniligus. Oralsex performed on a woman. Tipping=licking & Velvet=Clitoris

Melissa likes to Tip the Velvet

by Margaret April 6, 2004

Rascal Tipping

The act of tipping over mobility scooters with fat people on them because people are pissed off about their tax dollars wasted on making entrances to the bathroom wider so fat people can take shits.

"The Government warns that Rascal Tipping may be dangerous and may lead to fat people shitting their pants when they kick and scream on the floor.”

by Joeys Corp. October 6, 2012

Bitch Tipping

Equivalent to Cow Tipping, but with Drunk Bitches.

She is so drunk man, we should totally go Bitch Tipping

by Collingwood B Block Bad Boys October 5, 2012

Tee Topping

This refers to the act of pulling the front of your shirt over your head, meanwhile keeping your arms in the sleeves to keep the front torso of your shirt unsoiled during sex. The go to move while having a quickie.

" If I had not been tee topping my shirt when I banged Tammi, it would have looked like I smashed bananas all over the front my shirt".

by Lazynugz January 20, 2012