Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy

1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy is warning :(Possibly Harmful to your health)

by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017

butt telepathy

the sudden urge to fart shortly after experiencing a fart from someone nearby

Don's weak fart, as a result of butt telepathy, triggered James to release a sudden and unexpected leather-shaker.

by pchangchovd August 17, 2010

Best Friend Telepathy

The ability two or more close friends have when they've been friends for a LONG time. They tend to know what the other(s) are thinking, finish each other's sentences and communicate using almost no words.

More common in female best friend relationships but not limited to them, inside jokes could be one of the reasons why best friend telepathy occurs.

BFF 1: Wow, our best friend telepathy is getting ridiculous
BFF 2: I know! I didn't even have to say more than two words and you already knew what I was talking about!

by too bad someone stole my name! August 1, 2008

Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011

Teleportakinesis

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.

If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.

by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011

Teleport

To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.

by MzJu February 5, 2008

Telepotting

While driving and smoking a fat one, you arrive at your destination with no recollection of how you got there

"Man, I was telepotting last night when i got 5 hours from the house and wondered how the hell i got there"..."i must have telepotted"

by Yank Tuggah June 8, 2015