telemarketer

a human being trying actually pay their bills just like the rest of you except they probably hate their jobs as telemarkets more than you hate them.

"i feel like i have no soul because i am a talented telemarketer. i need a beer."

by making more than i would at micky d's March 23, 2007

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telemarketer

A person who sits on the phones and badgers the hell out of people to either donate to the police or sign up for a credit card. Yet, the telemarketer gets a huge kick out of people who cuss and scream at them and ask to be taken off the list.

Anybody who works for Millenium Teleservices/CDG Management, LLC RULE!

by Glenn Pasch September 19, 2003

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telemarketer

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.

2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.

3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.

"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."

by idonthavaname July 19, 2006

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telemarketer

Those fuckers who call you asking you to buy shit. They constantly call you telling you things like "please don't hang up the phone", "I'm calling you up on an item we sent you in the mail", "Hey would you like a subscription to <insert newspaper/magazine>".

These lovely individuals. are usually payed high, but work on commission, so they have to be good at what they do.

Telemarketers need to find better jobs and leave us the fuck alone.

by BklynKnight July 19, 2005

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telemarketer

A person with the shittiest job on the planet. Some make decent money, some make nothing, all are annoying as hell. Buy stuff from them so they can afford a happy meal.

I can't make commission because no one likes telemarketers. So quit being a jerk and buy whatever it is I'm selling, then cancel after we hang up.

by yours_truly June 25, 2008

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