Danos's definitions

telemarketer

The official newspaper for the Teletubbies.Released every Sunday.

Lala would you please go to the 7Eleven and pick me up a copy of "The Telemarketer", i want to check how my investments are doing

by Danos October 4, 2004

yellocaust

An affect caused by cigarettes, which causes the skin to become yellow.

Billy-Bob : "Dagnabbit Jim what happened to you, you are yellow?!"
Jim : "Darn it!!I smoked too much and now i have yellocaust."

by Danos September 3, 2004