Telling a Romney

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...

by MattMan65 November 3, 2012

telling on

to tell on someone is to inform his or her parent/guardian/superior/jedi that they were recently caught doing the hibbity gibbity with their cousin and are now acting sheepish.

Oh my god, Tim, don't you know that telling on your mate is not lekker!

by Milkmobile July 25, 2014

telling a daniel

To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.

Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.

Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.

Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?

by Boss Hog 1234 March 5, 2017

Telling Belly's

To constantly lie, for no particular reason... then continuing the lie, even though everyone nows that your talking shit

Stop telling belly's Jason, we all know what happened

by MichaelSmith April 14, 2013

telling secrets

Farting

(4 guys riding in a car together)
One in the back seat rolls his window down.
Driver - "Are you telling secrets back there richard?"

by cal daily January 20, 2011

telling a minty

someone that has told a blatant lie and has been caught out doing so.

I'm telling ya i haven't got any holiday snaps cos i lost my phone ( posted 3 hours ago via mobile)

I think someones telling a minty .......

by hippy71 June 23, 2013

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013