Tej

a pineapple who likes to think he's cool and disses himself when he looks in the mirror

There is tej. Run. Fast

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

tej

A drink: How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty

Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

hehe.

by crystalline_beauty April 10, 2005

Tej Luthra

A little boy who is my friend who wears a wife beater he loves to eat curry and play basketball with a coconut

OH IMAGINE BEING TEJ LUTHRA WOWOWOWOWOW

by tejveer gosavini March 3, 2022

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Dirty Tej

That guy at work who listens in on a conversation, then as the parties walk away, he makes a sly remark only just audible to other office staff. A real low life.

If he had something to add, he should just speak up, but no he went all dirty Tej on us.

by Kman4363 September 17, 2021

Tej Mody

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Person: Tej Mody are you bunking
Tej Mody: I like hairy ballsacks

by Moe Lesting April 10, 2023