Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

Tweezering 

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?

Tweezering by 2inthePink December 4, 2014

Tutering 

When you are retarted and don't know how to correctly spell "Tutoring"

Matt: Hey man, what are you doing?
Dave: Oh nothing, just got out of Tutering .
Matt: Oh... Maybe go back

Tutering by CMB_16 May 15, 2016

Pastedsyesn'tederingabletic 

The verb form of past, in plural, as an adjective, as a plural, but not, in the past, as in someone who pastedsyesn'teds, as in doing so in the present, being able to be done, as a condition.

Person 1: Oh, do you have pastedsyesn'tederingabletic?

Person 2: I did.

Pastedsyesn'tederingabletic by Jackbush1022 January 26, 2021

Rooster Teething 

When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.

Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"

Rooster Teething by Thatguyismee April 16, 2011

tweeter-tottering 

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

tweeter-tottering by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009