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Teenager

Often want to belong somewhere, or to something at any rate. Most, I admit, are grumpy, rebellious, lo-life. But some are GREEEAATTT!
But please, please, listen to them! They often have a lot of very interesting things to say and are lovely peeps :).
Most definitions are extremely biased, and very hypocritical. They describe teenagers as grumpy, whinging kids. But if you say that, it's something along the lines of: Pot calling the kettle black ;)
No example is necessary as teenagers vary in music taste, clothes taste and opinions
by Brit December 26, 2004
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Teenager

Someone who is well-prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse but not ready for Tomorrow's Maths Test.
Teenager : I'm a teenager!!
Dad : No you aren't,You haven't even studied for tomorrow's maths test!
by I HAVE NO PSEUDONYM November 16, 2014
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Teenager

Someone who's well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test
The teenager didn't study for any exam; but he had supplies for chaos.
by Toasty Toast Toasted March 24, 2015
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Teenager

A time when God is most unfair to and individual...or atleast it seems that way...
Joe is a teenager and just got his girlfriend pregnant. Now his life is over. How unfair.
by bd1992 August 4, 2007
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Teenager

A type of human that scared the living the shit out of Gerard Way
"Those teenagers are so lazy now days."
by Bryanna Langer May 2, 2016
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Teenager

one who is in thier teens. I should know I am 16.
I am a Teenager and a generally honest one at that.
by Light Joker May 17, 2004
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Teenager

people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:

1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)

most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:

1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can

relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!

2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)

3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)

4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)
by conservative February 11, 2007
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