Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.

If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.

by Lscott August 20, 2011

Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times

me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp

by Notepicsimplol January 22, 2020

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

Teddy Smash

When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.

Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shesthereasonforthewordbitch September 20, 2010

Teddy Sinclair

An English Grammy-nominating songwriter and lead vocalist of her band, Cruel Youth. She was formerly known as rapper Verbalicious and dark-edgy singer Natalia Kills. A queen who still gets backlash for a staged reality tv incident from years ago.

Did you hear Teddy Sinclair’s new song?

by NataliaKills September 10, 2021

Chicken Tendy's

The average meal for a little 7 year old brat usually gets raped in the parking lot from a creepy old man (Juicy)

"oh hi mister i just came here to get a couple chicken tendy's after school"

by hey my name is steve69 March 9, 2020

Teddy SJ lumpy

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023