teatails

Details on gossip or a story

Omg that sounds like some good tea. Can I get some teatails?

by KVanD44 March 19, 2019

Pepelaugh TeaTime

You use this combo when a person (most commonly a twitch streamer) doesn't realize the obvious

Person 1: Bro what are you talking about
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no

by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020

teatsing

a word retards use because they can’t spell.

txt* boy1: stop teatsing me.
txt* girl1: HAHAHA RETARD

by gazza mate January 16, 2022

teatime

It's a replacement variable prank for the word "nigger"

teatimes like to eat watermelons and rape white women

by vinetari March 22, 2005

Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.

Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"

by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008

teatipper

One who tips tea.

A species of monkey that enjoys pursuing members of the opposite sex that belong to a different species.

A law enforcer who was shot, stabbed, sodomized, and left to crawl on all fours to visit a nearby friend for assistance and a few free brewskis.

A pedophile who never actually engages in pedaphilia, but sometimes looks through Sears Catalogues in hopes of viewing photos of children at play.

A meal so large that when served prevents beverages being placed on the same table.

A balding junior-highschool teacher who seemed to consume nothing but cigarette butts and tea.

One who consumes tea purposefully spilled into the anus, vagina, mouth, or ears of someone else.

A yet-uninvented salad dressing.

"Madame, normally that would be a strange request, but luckily for you I happen to be a renown teatipper."

"Did you just see that teatipper go by?" - "No. I did not."

"That meal was exquisite. I especially liked the teatipper."

"I tipped your tea." - "Teatipper!"

by WhatdidIsay June 18, 2009

teatrice

Funny guy. Also your unique in your own way.
Large size pp, big dreamer, and very socially awkward

Dude your a Teatrice

by Smoothpenis5 November 23, 2021