The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.
Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.
by Mo Dixley October 17, 2005
Get the teenanger mug.Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
by malarky2020 December 16, 2009
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GERARD WAY:Teenagers scare the living shit outta me,and they could care less as long as Someone'll bleed!
by St.JIMMMMY November 7, 2019
Get the Teenagers mug.A subreddit full of angsty teenagers who like to challenge eachother to stick their dick in unusual objects.
Person 1: Hey have you been to r/teenagers recently?
Person 2: Sorry I can't right now, im trying to stick my dick in a bottle of laundry detergent
Person 2: Sorry I can't right now, im trying to stick my dick in a bottle of laundry detergent
by SyzlicDefinesShit June 29, 2019
Get the r/teenagers mug.A right wing operator who gets caught with his pants down while trying to do the dirty in a public official's orifice; oh, I'm sorry, office.
Them teabuggers was pretty dumb if they thought they could just walk into Senator Landrieu's office and ask to fix the phones.
by paulpaxman January 27, 2010
Get the teabugger mug.A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!
Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?
by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010
Get the Teenager mug.Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this
Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore
Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore
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