by Takwon February 4, 2019
Get the Takwon mug.A martial art, that when practiced correctly, requires vigorous and brutal exercise, dedication, and physical well-being. It not only teaches a high concentration of kicks and blocks with a few hand attacks, but it focuses incredibly on respect, honor, sacrifice, honesty, compassion, focus, and many other philosophies that should be remembered every day. Taekwondo is a martial art that could eliminate most others not only because of it's technique, but the physical condition and mental well-being it requires.
I have practiced Taekwondo for years, and am physically and mentally well. I know how to fight, and also when to fight. My combat skills are surpassed only by my respect for my fellow men and women.
by TKDteacher December 5, 2010
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When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.
Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.
by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011
Get the Ultimate Taekwondon't Break mug.A person who has a narcissistic personality who thinks the world revolves around themself. They are also very intelligent but is very arrogant and cunning. Also he Is athletic and favorite sport is basketball and is very good at it.
Tracey : Did you see Tay'kwon in the game last night?
Megan : Yeah, he went up the court and popped a three like curry man.
Tracey : Yeah and he's so cocky and arrogant but it's sexy.
Megan : Yeah, he went up the court and popped a three like curry man.
Tracey : Yeah and he's so cocky and arrogant but it's sexy.
by TommyFUP June 1, 2020
Get the tay'kwon mug.When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.
Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.
Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011
Get the Ultimate Taekwondon't mug.a martial art that has the highest concentration of kicks compared to any other martial arts available today (over 100). it destroys kickboxing and muay thai and teaches you self discipline and respect not only in your training but in everyday life. it is extremely fitness orientated, and requires immense amounts of dedication to succeed. it is for all races and religions as well as sex and age. once you reach your higher belts you are trained so well you can punch through a brick wall in one single blow (or 9 bricks piled on top of each other). its worth trying it out because most people get fucked up by taekwondo students and have to bad mouth it by saying its weak. if its so weak then how am i able to stop a mans heart by throwing a single punch??
*KICKBOXER*: IM GOING TO BEAT YOU...
*Taekwondo Guy*: <tornado kicks him in the head>
*KICKBOXER*: <out cold and dragged to hospital>
*Taekwondo Guy*: <tornado kicks him in the head>
*KICKBOXER*: <out cold and dragged to hospital>
by TKDSTudEnt March 27, 2008
Get the Taekwondo mug.Taekwon is the tallest oddest craziest most erratic person you’ll ever get the privilege of meeting. He’s funny and the bipolar one in your social circle. He’s a big anime fan and a huge Travis Scott fan. There will never be a dull moment with him around. If anything he’s the best friend you’ll ever have. On the outside he’s happy and sweet but on the inside he is dark and gloomy. Even though he won’t show it much he cares deeply for everyone close to him. He has the best personality of anybody you’ll ever meet.
by takedagreat1 October 24, 2019
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