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Talimancer

A fan of Tali'Zorah and her romance from the Mass Effect series.
That thread full of Talimancers sure is an enjoyable place to be.
by phonypapercut August 20, 2010
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taxman

a song by the beatles. to me it was a hit!
"cause im the taxman! yeah, im the taxman!"
by mydog July 4, 2007
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Fake Taxi Man

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.
I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab
by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019
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taxman

a song by the beatles. to me it was a hit!
"cause im the taxman! yeah, im the taxman!"
by mydog July 3, 2007
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Taimana

One of the horiest people out there and most likely likes the same gender, also hide you shit because he will take it in a flash. Taimana also smells like dog shit and can be seen with a couple flies above his head. But he is the best Kumara farmer in the world.
"Taimana smells like ass"
by YaNan5 June 2, 2020
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A Taxmans pizza

A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.

Can also mean you're terrible with food.
"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"

"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
by PrincessTa June 27, 2023
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Talimancer

A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to fuck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are fucked.
It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc.

~ A post by a very creepy Talimancer
by Mr.Fable August 4, 2011
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