trunkt

When you drunk and ugly so your ass gets taken home in the trunk because no one wants to be seen taking you home

Girl you getting trunkt tonight

by Gallafer February 11, 2017

taunstramized

When you feel terrified by a tarantula.

I saw a tarantula and instantly felt taunstramized at the sight of it's long legs and fuzzy body.

by soccer_boiz_127 May 1, 2018

Taunton Tuxedo

The timeless look of wearing jorts with a wife beater. Looks fly with flip flops and white socks.

I’m getting laid tonight. I’m rocking my new haircut and a Taunton Tuxedo. Where the Brockton bitches at?

by Taunton Attorney June 1, 2018

Taunton

A depressing and pointless town in Somerset, UK.

All the shops are closing down in the town centre, leaving Taunton looking like a ghost town.

Taunton is a hellhole

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

taunton river

A river of pure shit.

My shit last night was so disgusting that I thought it was the taunton river.

by Bruno from Bad Larry December 12, 2007

Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

Baumd Taunk

The origins of this word stem from the words "BAMD" and "TANK". BAMD refers to a specific type of vehicle primarily a Sand coloured Pontiac Sunfire with a special license plate. The TANK originally referred to the character "Tank" in the famous movie "The Matrix" - the operator with multiple computer monitors. However, due to the special colour of the car (which allows for greater camouflage to the enemy when in combat in the desert), along with the word TANK, this was how the phrase BAMD TANK was born. Through the many years this word has been used in many languages and the combined accents have resulted in the phrase "Baumd Taunk". Since this special vehicle is considered a "tank", this particular Sunfire is also modified with a special turret found in the German Tiger Tank from World War II.

FS: I want to sit in your Baumd Taunk so we can go eat the best Maniccotti in the world!
DV: No. You can buy your own at Repo Experts.

by dabaddestboy August 4, 2009