testiculating

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.

Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.

by Martin Peake May 26, 2005

testicular fortitude

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

by weave March 16, 2003

testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

Testicular Stand-off

When 2 or more male personnel’s grab and cuff-link their balls to fight to the death, while only using their cuffed balls as weapons. No other gestures can be implemented during this show down.

When I went to my friends house, my two friends got into an implication In regards to feeling if their manhood was threatened. This altercation was then settled by having a testicular Stand-off.

by Mau-Man October 16, 2020

Tastical

Something that is the coolest thing ever to be created. (except for MLIB)

dude thats so tastical,i cant believe we created this!

by texas pro 41 May 30, 2011

Testicular Tickler

The sensation the one derives from taking a hit of cannibis thats so deep and moving that it leaves your testicles tingling. Often accompanied with a deep, hoarse cough.

Jeff hit just that spliff so hard it was a testicular tickler.

by Pocahantous June 3, 2012

testicular homicide

Killing or being killed by the blunt force trauma of a testical. Or any variation thereof.

IE ~ testicals shoved down your throat, therefore causing asphyxiation and death. Or having ones testicals kicked so hard that one falls unconscious & chokes to death on one ones vomit. This would all be a Testicular Homicide.

by Len Bayne September 30, 2007