Tassomai

a random homework assignment that English donnies are forced to do, said to be fantastic but people are very skeptical of that remark. Probably just some random app from out the backarse of China or something

English Donny: yo I just did my tassomai it is kind of swag
Big Lad who goes to a private school: what the hell is tassomai

by big_nacho July 6, 2021

tussionex

The Rolls Royce of Lean.

My buddy got prescribed cough syrup and when i found out it was Tussionex I slept over at his house for three days in a row.

by Fiend Leaner March 11, 2009

tassive mits

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.

Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

tassified

contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.

tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.

by snassy January 9, 2012

Tassilo

Tassilo is every girls future dream husband, he is charming, handsome, funny guy, educated, and has a good body (+big dick) all in all, a man to fall in love

Example 1:
She:“I hope someday i‘ll find my Tassilo“
Example 2:
She:“ uff daddy, Tassilo I WANT YOUR BABY !!!“

by tastybadger January 30, 2020

Map a Tassie

The natural shape of a womens pubic hair. Looks like Tasmania (Australia)

Show-us your map-a-tassie

by Mr Nice July 12, 2005

map o' Tassie

1. Cartographical representation of the state of Tasmania in Australia.
2. Colloquially, referring to the pubic region especially a woman's. Derived from the fact that Tasmania is basically triangular.

1. and 2. Show us ya map o' Tassie!

by Elaine October 22, 2001