Turdage

Of the dove-like variety, often associated with the Thompson pigeon lineage

They didn't understand the amount of turdage in her personality, it was truly baffling

by Lichidyschplitz February 1, 2022

tarmageddon

Any "messy" situation that you get into when sealing a roof, paving a roadway, etc.

Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.

by QuacksO January 21, 2024