Tapestry

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.

"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"

by e a r l y March 15, 2008

Tapestry

if a person has tapestry in their room they are probably a ugly single girl.

“Oh that girl is really ugly and single, she must have a tapestry in her room”

by Woahz February 16, 2021

Tapestry

A word that AI overuses when generating sophisticated text.

"You literally ChatGPTed your essay dude, there's no way you actually called the topic a 'complex tapestry'"

by GirthDefect June 14, 2024

Tapestry

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tapestry

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Tapestry charter school

A small charter school in Butt fuck nowhere.

“What school do you go to? “
“Tapestry charter school”
“I don’t know that school

by casual munkey June 21, 2019

tapestry charter school

Tapestry charter school is a tiny school in butt fuck nowhere. The staff is bad, they don’t have dividers on the urinals, they also got a bomb threat

Fuck the coaches, hi miss chuboff

tapestry charter school

by casual munkey June 21, 2019

Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account

“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”

by Bluebangs October 10, 2023