tapestry

Clothing hanging on a wall with elephants on it.

Tony has tapestries hanging in his apartment, and so should Sara.

by T SHABAZZ, THE GREAT May 23, 2004

anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

by breakingbad December 27, 2012

Ninny Tapestry

A phrase used either derogatorily or jokingly.

You're such a ninny tapestry!

by The Official Ninny Tapestry June 12, 2012

Tapestry charter school

A small charter school in Butt fuck nowhere.

“What school do you go to? “
“Tapestry charter school”
“I don’t know that school

by casual munkey June 21, 2019

tapestry charter school

Tapestry charter school is a tiny school in butt fuck nowhere. The staff is bad, they don’t have dividers on the urinals, they also got a bomb threat

Fuck the coaches, hi miss chuboff

tapestry charter school

by casual munkey June 21, 2019

dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.

I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.

by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018

Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account

“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”

by Bluebangs October 10, 2023